this morning the shampoo fell from on high and took out the towel rack. groggedly i picked it up and in my tired blind state, tried to put it back on the wall.

after a few moments i stopped and said, aloud, "i don't have time for a coat rack." i started to dry myself off and then said "no, i mean towel rack. no time for a towel rack, or any kind of rack for that matter."

drying my face... lightbulb noises "well maybe that kind of rack.